Gen Z: Hosea 12
1Ephraim's just chasing vibes and blowing smoke; he’s all about those lies and chaos. They’re vibing with the Assyrians and sending oil to Egypt, no cap.
2The Lord's got beef with Judah, and He’s gonna hit Jacob with some karma based on his moves, periodt.
3He grabbed his bro’s heel in the womb, and he flexed his strength with God, that’s rizz.
4For real, he had the upper hand over the angel and came out on top; he cried and asked for help, found him at Beth-el, and they had a deep convo.
5The Lord of Hosts is the real deal; His name is legendary.
6So, fam, turn back to your God: keep it real with mercy and justice, and stay patient with Him, always.
7He’s a hustler, holding those deceitful scales; he loves to flex on others.
8Ephraim’s like, “I’m rich now, found my grind,” but for real, there’s no shady business in my hustle.
9Yo, I’m the Lord your God from Egypt, and I’ll still have you chilling in tents like the good old days.
10I’ve dropped knowledge through the prophets, dishing out visions and metaphors, keeping it lit.
11Is there any sus stuff in Gilead? For sure, it’s just empty vibes; they’re sacrificing bulls in Gilgal, and their altars are just piles in the fields.
12Jacob bounced to Syria, and Israel worked for a wife while keeping sheep, that hustle.
13A prophet led Israel out of Egypt, and through him, they stayed safe, fr.
14Ephraim pushed the Lord’s buttons hard, so his blood’s on him, and his shame’s gonna come back to bite him.