Genesis 8

Gen Z: Genesis 8

1God remembered Noah and all the homies on the ark, so He sent a breeze to chill the vibes and calm the waters;

2The deep’s fountains and heaven's windows were totally shut down, and the rain was like, “Nah, I’m good.”

3The waters just kept dipping until after 150 days, and then they finally backed off.

4The ark finally parked it on the 17th day of the seventh month, chilling on the mountains of Ararat.

5The waters kept dropping until the tenth month, and on day one, they spotted mountain tops.

6After 40 days, Noah popped open the ark window he built.

7He sent out a raven, and it was flying around until the waters dried up.

8Then he sent out a dove to check if the waters were down for the count.

9But the dove couldn’t find a chill spot, so she came back to Noah in the ark since the whole earth was still flooded; he reached out and pulled her in.

10He waited another seven days and sent the dove out again from the ark.

11The dove rolled up to him at night, and she had an olive leaf in her beak, so Noah knew the waters were chillin' down.

12He waited another seven days and sent the dove again; she didn’t come back this time.

13So, in year 601, first month, first day, the waters dried up, Noah popped the ark cover, and the land was looking dry.

14In the second month, on the 27th day, the earth was fully dried out.

15God hit up Noah and said,

16"Bounce out of the ark with your wife, sons, and their wives."

17"Bring all the living things with you—birds, cattle, and every creature—so they can vibe and multiply on the earth."

18So Noah and his fam stepped out of the ark.

19Every beast, creepy crawly, and bird, all the vibes came out of the ark in their squads.

20Noah built an altar for the Lord, took clean animals and birds, and lit some offerings on the altar.

21God caught the good vibes and was like, "I’m not cursing the ground again for y’all’s sake. People be sus since day one, but I won’t take out everything living like before. Periodt."

22As long as the Earth is still here, we’ll have planting and harvest, hot and cold, summer and winter, day and night—no cap, that’s gonna keep going.

KJV: Genesis 8

1And God remembered Noah, and every living thing, and all the cattle that was with him in the ark: and God made a wind to pass over the earth, and the waters asswaged;

2The fountains also of the deep and the windows of heaven were stopped, and the rain from heaven was restrained;

3And the waters returned from off the earth continually: and after the end of the hundred and fifty days the waters were abated.

4And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat.

5And the waters decreased continually until the tenth month: in the tenth month, on the first day of the month, were the tops of the mountains seen.

6And it came to pass at the end of forty days, that Noah opened the window of the ark which he had made:

7And he sent forth a raven, which went forth to and fro, until the waters were dried up from off the earth.

8Also he sent forth a dove from him, to see if the waters were abated from off the face of the ground;

9But the dove found no rest for the sole of her foot, and she returned unto him into the ark, for the waters were on the face of the whole earth: then he put forth his hand, and took her, and pulled her in unto him into the ark.

10And he stayed yet other seven days; and again he sent forth the dove out of the ark;

11And the dove came in to him in the evening; and, lo, in her mouth was an olive leaf pluckt off: so Noah knew that the waters were abated from off the earth.

12And he stayed yet other seven days; and sent forth the dove; which returned not again unto him any more.

13And it came to pass in the six hundredth and first year, in the first month, the first day of the month, the waters were dried up from off the earth: and Noah removed the covering of the ark, and looked, and, behold, the face of the ground was dry.

14And in the second month, on the seven and twentieth day of the month, was the earth dried.

15And God spake unto Noah, saying,

16Go forth of the ark, thou, and thy wife, and thy sons, and thy sons’ wives with thee.

17Bring forth with thee every living thing that is with thee, of all flesh, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth; that they may breed abundantly in the earth, and be fruitful, and multiply upon the earth.

18And Noah went forth, and his sons, and his wife, and his sons’ wives with him:

19Every beast, every creeping thing, and every fowl, and whatsoever creepeth upon the earth, after their kinds, went forth out of the ark.

20And Noah builded an altar unto the Lord; and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar.

21And the Lord smelled a sweet savour; and the Lord said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man’s sake; for the imagination of man’s heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.

22While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.

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