1So like, after two whole years, Pharaoh had a dream and was chilling by the river, no cap.

2Outta nowhere, seven dope-looking cows came up from the river, all fat and vibing, munching in a meadow.

3Then, seven other cows showed up, looking kinda sus and skinny, just chilling by the river too.

4The skinny cows straight up devoured the fat ones, and Pharaoh woke up like, "What just happened?"

5He went back to sleep and dreamed again: seven sick ears of corn popped up on one stalk, looking fresh.

6Then, seven scrawny ears blasted by the east wind showed up after them, looking rough.

7The skinny ears straight ate the full ones, and Pharaoh woke up again, realizing it was just a dream.

8The next morning, he was super stressed and called all the magicians and wise guys in Egypt, sharing his dream, but no one could break it down for him.

9Then the chief butler was like, "Yo, I remember my mess-ups today."

10Pharaoh was mad at his squad and threw me and the chief baker in the guard's house, periodt.

11We had a wild dream one night, me and him; each of us had our own vibe check for our dreams.

12There was a young dude with us, a Hebrew, serving the guard captain; we shared our dreams, and he totally decoded them for us.

13What he said came true; I got my job back, and the other dude? He got hanged.

14Then Pharaoh called for Joseph, and they rushed him out of the dungeon; he cleaned up and switched his fit before meeting Pharaoh.

15Pharaoh said to Joseph, "I had a dream, and no one can decode it; I heard you can vibe with dream interpretations."

16Joseph replied, "Not me, fam; God’s gonna give Pharaoh the peace answer."

17Pharaoh told Joseph, "In my dream, I was chilling by the riverbank."

18And then, out of the river, seven lit cows came up, all beefy and looking fresh; they were grazing in a meadow.

19And then, seven other cows came up after them, looking all sad and skinny, like I’ve never seen in all of Egypt; major sus vibes.

20The skinny, sad cows ate up the first seven fat ones like it was nothing.

21They ate them up, but you couldn’t even tell, still looking rough AF. So I woke up, no cap.

22In my dream, I peeped seven ears popping up on one stalk, looking all good and full, fr.

23Then seven weak ears, all dried out and blasted by the east wind, showed up after them, sus vibes.

24And the thin ears straight up devoured the good ones. I told the magicians, but nobody could break it down for me.

25Joseph was like, “Yo, Pharaoh, your dream is the same deal: God’s about to spill the tea on what’s coming.”

26The seven good cows? That’s seven years; and the seven good ears? Same, seven years: it’s all connected.

27The seven weak and rough cows that came up after are also seven years; and the empty ears blasted by the wind mean seven years of famine.

28This is what I told Pharaoh: God’s about to do something big, and He’s letting Pharaoh in on it.

29Get ready for seven years of mad abundance all over Egypt, it’s gonna be lit.

30But after that, there’s gonna be seven years of famine, and all the abundance? Totally forgotten, the famine’s gonna wreck it all.

31The fam's gonna be wild, and nobody's ready for that struggle. It's gonna hit hard, no cap.

32Pharaoh had that dream twice, which means it’s legit and God’s gonna make it happen, fr.

33So Pharaoh should find a smart and savvy dude to run things in Egypt.

34Pharaoh needs to get on this and pick some officials to chill and save one-fifth of everything during the good years.

35They gotta stack all the food during those blessed years and store it under Pharaoh's watch, keeping it in the cities.

36That stash is gonna be crucial for the famines coming, so the land doesn’t totally wreck itself.

37Pharaoh and his crew were vibing with the plan; it was looking good.

38Pharaoh asked his crew, “Can we find someone as lit as this? Someone with the Spirit of God?”

39Pharaoh said to Joseph, “Since God showed you all this, you’re the most rizzed up and wise person around.”

40You’re gonna run my house, and everyone will follow your lead, but I’ll still be the top dog.

41Pharaoh was like, "Yo, Joseph, you're the boss of all Egypt now. Goated move."

42He took off his ring and threw it on Joseph's finger, dressed him in fresh linen, and threw a gold chain around his neck. Lit!

43Joseph got to ride in the second-best chariot, and everyone was like, "Bow down!" He was the ruler of all Egypt. Savage.

44Pharaoh said, "I'm Pharaoh, and no one can do anything without you in Egypt, no cap."

45Pharaoh named Joseph Zaphnath-paaneah and gave him Asenath, the priest's daughter, as his wife. Joseph was living large in Egypt.

46Joseph was 30 when he rolled up to Pharaoh, and then he went all over Egypt. Big moves, fr.

47During the seven years of abundance, the earth was popping off with harvests.

48He collected all the food from those seven years and stored it in the cities, like a total boss.

49Joseph gathered so much grain it was like the sand at the beach, no cap, couldn’t even count it.

50Before the famine hit, Joseph had two sons with Asenath, living that family life.

51Joseph named his first kid Manasseh, 'cause God helped him forget all his struggles and fam vibes.

52The second kid was named Ephraim, 'cause God made him thrive in a tough time, no cap.

53The seven years of good times in Egypt were done, fr.

54Then the seven years of struggle kicked in, just as Joseph said; fam was rough everywhere, but Egypt had bread, lit.

55When everyone in Egypt was starving, they hit up Pharaoh for bread, and he was like, "Go see Joseph; do what he says."

56The famine was all over the earth, and Joseph opened the storehouses to sell to the Egyptians; it was savage in Egypt.

57People from all around came to Egypt to buy grain from Joseph 'cause the famine was hitting hard everywhere, periodt.

1And it came to pass at the end of two full years, that Pharaoh dreamed: and, behold, he stood by the river.

2And, behold, there came up out of the river seven well favoured kine and fatfleshed; and they fed in a meadow.

3And, behold, seven other kine came up after them out of the river, ill favoured and leanfleshed; and stood by the other kine upon the brink of the river.

4And the ill favoured and leanfleshed kine did eat up the seven well favoured and fat kine. So Pharaoh awoke.

5And he slept and dreamed the second time: and, behold, seven ears of corn came up upon one stalk, rank and good.

6And, behold, seven thin ears and blasted with the east wind sprung up after them.

7And the seven thin ears devoured the seven rank and full ears. And Pharaoh awoke, and, behold, it was a dream.

8And it came to pass in the morning that his spirit was troubled; and he sent and called for all the magicians of Egypt, and all the wise men thereof: and Pharaoh told them his dream; but there was none that could interpret them unto Pharaoh.

9Then spake the chief butler unto Pharaoh, saying, I do remember my faults this day:

10Pharaoh was wroth with his servants, and put me in ward in the captain of the guard’s house, both me and the chief baker:

11And we dreamed a dream in one night, I and he; we dreamed each man according to the interpretation of his dream.

12And there was there with us a young man, an Hebrew, servant to the captain of the guard; and we told him, and he interpreted to us our dreams; to each man according to his dream he did interpret.

13And it came to pass, as he interpreted to us, so it was; me he restored unto mine office, and him he hanged.

14Then Pharaoh sent and called Joseph, and they brought him hastily out of the dungeon: and he shaved himself, and changed his raiment, and came in unto Pharaoh.

15And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, I have dreamed a dream, and there is none that can interpret it: and I have heard say of thee, that thou canst understand a dream to interpret it.

16And Joseph answered Pharaoh, saying, It is not in me: God shall give Pharaoh an answer of peace.

17And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, In my dream, behold, I stood upon the bank of the river:

18And, behold, there came up out of the river seven kine, fatfleshed and well favoured; and they fed in a meadow:

19And, behold, seven other kine came up after them, poor and very ill favoured and leanfleshed, such as I never saw in all the land of Egypt for badness:

20And the lean and the ill favoured kine did eat up the first seven fat kine:

21And when they had eaten them up, it could not be known that they had eaten them; but they were still ill favoured, as at the beginning. So I awoke.

22And I saw in my dream, and, behold, seven ears came up in one stalk, full and good:

23And, behold, seven ears, withered, thin, and blasted with the east wind, sprung up after them:

24And the thin ears devoured the seven good ears: and I told this unto the magicians; but there was none that could declare it to me.

25And Joseph said unto Pharaoh, The dream of Pharaoh is one: God hath shewed Pharaoh what he is about to do.

26The seven good kine are seven years; and the seven good ears are seven years: the dream is one.

27And the seven thin and ill favoured kine that came up after them are seven years; and the seven empty ears blasted with the east wind shall be seven years of famine.

28This is the thing which I have spoken unto Pharaoh: What God is about to do he sheweth unto Pharaoh.

29Behold, there come seven years of great plenty throughout all the land of Egypt:

30And there shall arise after them seven years of famine; and all the plenty shall be forgotten in the land of Egypt; and the famine shall consume the land;

31And the plenty shall not be known in the land by reason of that famine following; for it shall be very grievous.

32And for that the dream was doubled unto Pharaoh twice; it is because the thing is established by God, and God will shortly bring it to pass.

33Now therefore let Pharaoh look out a man discreet and wise, and set him over the land of Egypt.

34Let Pharaoh do this, and let him appoint officers over the land, and take up the fifth part of the land of Egypt in the seven plenteous years.

35And let them gather all the food of those good years that come, and lay up corn under the hand of Pharaoh, and let them keep food in the cities.

36And that food shall be for store to the land against the seven years of famine, which shall be in the land of Egypt; that the land perish not through the famine.

37And the thing was good in the eyes of Pharaoh, and in the eyes of all his servants.

38And Pharaoh said unto his servants, Can we find such a one as this is, a man in whom the Spirit of God is?

39And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, Forasmuch as God hath shewed thee all this, there is none so discreet and wise as thou art:

40Thou shalt be over my house, and according unto thy word shall all my people be ruled: only in the throne will I be greater than thou.

41And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, See, I have set thee over all the land of Egypt.

42And Pharaoh took off his ring from his hand, and put it upon Joseph’s hand, and arrayed him in vestures of fine linen, and put a gold chain about his neck;

43And he made him to ride in the second chariot which he had; and they cried before him, Bow the knee: and he made him ruler over all the land of Egypt.

44And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, I am Pharaoh, and without thee shall no man lift up his hand or foot in all the land of Egypt.

45And Pharaoh called Joseph’s name Zaphnath–paaneah; and he gave him to wife Asenath the daughter of Poti–pherah priest of On. And Joseph went out over all the land of Egypt.

46And Joseph was thirty years old when he stood before Pharaoh king of Egypt. And Joseph went out from the presence of Pharaoh, and went throughout all the land of Egypt.

47And in the seven plenteous years the earth brought forth by handfuls.

48And he gathered up all the food of the seven years, which were in the land of Egypt, and laid up the food in the cities: the food of the field, which was round about every city, laid he up in the same.

49And Joseph gathered corn as the sand of the sea, very much, until he left numbering; for it was without number.

50And unto Joseph were born two sons before the years of famine came, which Asenath the daughter of Poti–pherah priest of On bare unto him.

51And Joseph called the name of the firstborn Manasseh: For God, said he, hath made me forget all my toil, and all my father’s house.

52And the name of the second called he Ephraim: For God hath caused me to be fruitful in the land of my affliction.

53And the seven years of plenteousness, that was in the land of Egypt, were ended.

54And the seven years of dearth began to come, according as Joseph had said: and the dearth was in all lands; but in all the land of Egypt there was bread.

55And when all the land of Egypt was famished, the people cried to Pharaoh for bread: and Pharaoh said unto all the Egyptians, Go unto Joseph; what he saith to you, do.

56And the famine was over all the face of the earth: And Joseph opened all the storehouses, and sold unto the Egyptians; and the famine waxed sore in the land of Egypt.

57And all countries came into Egypt to Joseph for to buy corn; because that the famine was so sore in all lands.