1God pulled up on Sarah just like He said He would, and He came through for her, fr.

2Sarah got pregnant and dropped a son for Abraham in his old age, just like God promised.

3Abraham named his son Isaac, the one Sarah had for him, periodt.

4Abraham got Isaac circumcised when he was just eight days old, 'cause God told him to, no cap.

5Abraham was a whole hundred years old when Isaac popped into the world.

6Sarah was like, "God made me laugh, and now everyone who hears this is gonna laugh with me."

7She was shook, asking who would've thought Abraham would have kids at this age? She really had a son for him.

8The kid grew up and got weaned, and Abraham threw a lit feast the same day Isaac was weaned.

9Sarah peeped Hagar’s son mocking, and that was sus.

10So she told Abraham, "You gotta kick out this bondwoman and her kid; he can't share the vibes with my son, Isaac."

11Abraham was lowkey stressed about his son, like, this is not it.

12God was like, "Chill, Abraham, don’t trip about the kid or the bondwoman; just listen to Sarah. Your fam's gonna come through Isaac, no cap."

13And I'm gonna make a whole nation from the bondwoman's son too, 'cause he’s still your seed, fr.

14So Abraham got up mad early, grabbed some bread and water, gave it to Hagar, and told her to bounce with the kid. She left and was wandering around the wilderness of Beer-sheba, savage vibes.

15But the water ran out, and she put the kid under a bush, like, no way.

16She went and sat a good distance away, not trying to watch her kid die, and started crying, periodt.

17God heard the kid's cries, and an angel hit up Hagar from heaven, asking, "What’s good, Hagar? Don’t be scared; God’s got your back, He heard the kid."

18"Get up, grab the kid, and hold him tight; I’m gonna make him a big nation."

19Then God opened her eyes, and she spotted a well of water; she went and filled the bottle, giving the kid a drink.

20God was with the kid; he grew up in the wilderness and became a total archer, goated.

21He was chillin' in the desert of Paran, and his mom found him a wifey from Egypt.

22Then Abimelech and his main guy Phichol hit up Abraham, like, "God's got your back in everything you do, no cap."

23So, swear to me by God that you won't play me dirty, or my son, or my grandson. Just keep it real like I've done for you, and show me love in this land where you're stayin'.

24Abraham was like, "Bet, I’ll swear."

25Abraham called out Abimelech 'cause his crew jacked a water well.

26Abimelech was like, "I have no clue who did that. You didn’t tell me, and I just found out today, fr."

27Abraham brought some sheep and oxen and gave them to Abimelech; they both made a deal.

28Abraham set aside seven ewe lambs for himself.

29Abimelech asked Abraham, "What’s up with these seven lambs you put over there?"

30Abraham said, "You take these seven lambs from me as proof that I dug this well."

31So, he named that spot Beer-sheba 'cause they both made a promise there. No cap.

32They set up a deal at Beer-sheba, then Abimelech and Phichol, the big boss, dipped back to Philistine land.

33Abraham planted a chill spot in Beer-sheba and shouted out to the Lord, the forever God. Lit vibes.

34Abraham was just vibing in Philistine land for a minute.

1And the Lord visited Sarah as he had said, and the Lord did unto Sarah as he had spoken.

2For Sarah conceived, and bare Abraham a son in his old age, at the set time of which God had spoken to him.

3And Abraham called the name of his son that was born unto him, whom Sarah bare to him, Isaac.

4And Abraham circumcised his son Isaac being eight days old, as God had commanded him.

5And Abraham was an hundred years old, when his son Isaac was born unto him.

6And Sarah said, God hath made me to laugh, so that all that hear will laugh with me.

7And she said, Who would have said unto Abraham, that Sarah should have given children suck? for I have born him a son in his old age.

8And the child grew, and was weaned: and Abraham made a great feast the same day that Isaac was weaned.

9And Sarah saw the son of Hagar the Egyptian, which she had born unto Abraham, mocking.

10Wherefore she said unto Abraham, Cast out this bondwoman and her son: for the son of this bondwoman shall not be heir with my son, even with Isaac.

11And the thing was very grievous in Abraham’s sight because of his son.

12And God said unto Abraham, Let it not be grievous in thy sight because of the lad, and because of thy bondwoman; in all that Sarah hath said unto thee, hearken unto her voice; for in Isaac shall thy seed be called.

13And also of the son of the bondwoman will I make a nation, because he is thy seed.

14And Abraham rose up early in the morning, and took bread, and a bottle of water, and gave it unto Hagar, putting it on her shoulder, and the child, and sent her away: and she departed, and wandered in the wilderness of Beer–sheba.

15And the water was spent in the bottle, and she cast the child under one of the shrubs.

16And she went, and sat her down over against him a good way off, as it were a bowshot: for she said, Let me not see the death of the child. And she sat over against him, and lift up her voice, and wept.

17And God heard the voice of the lad; and the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said unto her, What aileth thee, Hagar? fear not; for God hath heard the voice of the lad where he is.

18Arise, lift up the lad, and hold him in thine hand; for I will make him a great nation.

19And God opened her eyes, and she saw a well of water; and she went, and filled the bottle with water, and gave the lad drink.

20And God was with the lad; and he grew, and dwelt in the wilderness, and became an archer.

21And he dwelt in the wilderness of Paran: and his mother took him a wife out of the land of Egypt.

22And it came to pass at that time, that Abimelech and Phichol the chief captain of his host spake unto Abraham, saying, God is with thee in all that thou doest:

23Now therefore swear unto me here by God that thou wilt not deal falsely with me, nor with my son, nor with my son’s son: but according to the kindness that I have done unto thee, thou shalt do unto me, and to the land wherein thou hast sojourned.

24And Abraham said, I will swear.

25And Abraham reproved Abimelech because of a well of water, which Abimelech’s servants had violently taken away.

26And Abimelech said, I wot not who hath done this thing: neither didst thou tell me, neither yet heard I of it, but to day.

27And Abraham took sheep and oxen, and gave them unto Abimelech; and both of them made a covenant.

28And Abraham set seven ewe lambs of the flock by themselves.

29And Abimelech said unto Abraham, What mean these seven ewe lambs which thou hast set by themselves?

30And he said, For these seven ewe lambs shalt thou take of my hand, that they may be a witness unto me, that I have digged this well.

31Wherefore he called that place Beer–sheba; because there they sware both of them.

32Thus they made a covenant at Beer–sheba: then Abimelech rose up, and Phichol the chief captain of his host, and they returned into the land of the Philistines.

33And Abraham planted a grove in Beer–sheba, and called there on the name of the Lord, the everlasting God.

34And Abraham sojourned in the Philistines’ land many days.