Gen Z: Genesis 10
1Ayo, here’s the fam of Noah: Shem, Ham, and Japheth. They had kids after the flood, no cap.
2Japheth’s crew: Gomer, Magog, Madai, Javan, Tubal, Meshech, and Tiras.
3Gomer’s squad: Ashkenaz, Riphath, and Togarmah, all vibin’.
4Javan’s peeps: Elishah, Tarshish, Kittim, and Dodanim, lit vibes.
5These guys split up the lands like, “You get this spot,” all based on their languages and fams, fr.
6Ham’s kids: Cush, Mizraim, Phut, and Canaan, straight up.
7Cush’s gang: Seba, Havilah, Sabtah, Raamah, and Sabtecha. Raamah’s kids: Sheba and Dedan, bussin’.
8Cush had a son named Nimrod: dude was a total beast on Earth, no cap.
9He was the ultimate hunter for the Lord, like, “Nimrod’s the GOAT of hunters.”
10Nimrod kicked off his kingdom in Babel, Erech, Accad, and Calneh, all in Shinar.
11Outta that land, Asshur dipped and built Nineveh, plus Rehoboth and Calah, no cap.
12And Resen popped up between Nineveh and Calah; that city's straight up lit.
13Mizraim had some kids: Ludim, Anamim, Lehabim, and Naphtuhim, all vibin'.
14Then Pathrusim and Casluhim came through (the Philistim are from them), plus Caphtorim.
15Canaan had Sidon first, then Heth, just keeping it real.
16Then you got the Jebusite, Amorite, and Girgasite, all part of the crew.
17The Hivite, Arkite, and Sinite rolled in too, just stacking the fam.
18Arvadite, Zemarite, and Hamathite showed up, and the Canaanite fam spread out.
19Canaanites were all about that border from Sidon to Gerar, hitting Gaza, Sodom, and Gomorrah, no cap, even Admah and Zeboim to Lasha.
20These are the sons of Ham, flexing their fams, languages, lands, and nations, fr.
21Shem's the OG dad of all the Eber kids, and he’s got a bro named Japheth who’s older.
22Shem’s kids are Elam, Asshur, Arphaxad, Lud, and Aram.
23Aram's kids are Uz, Hul, Gether, and Mash.
24Arphaxad had a son named Salah, and then Salah had Eber.
25Eber had two sons: one was Peleg, ‘cause the earth got split during his time, and the other was Joktan.
26Joktan had Almodad, Sheleph, Hazarmaveth, and Jerah,
27plus Hadoram, Uzal, and Diklah,
28and then Obal, Abimael, and Sheba,
29and also Ophir, Havilah, and Jobab: all these are Joktan's squad.
30They were chillin' from Mesha all the way to Sephar, over by the east.
31These are Shem's kids, repping their fams, languages, and lands, flexing their nations.
32These are Noah's fam squads, showing their lineages in their nations: this is how the earth got split up post-flood, no cap.