Gen Z: Galatians 1
1Paul, an apostle, not like those basic humans, but straight from Jesus and God, who brought Him back to life; vibes.
2And all my crew with me, shoutout to the churches in Galatia:
3Sending you grace and peace from God the Father and our dude Jesus Christ, fr.
4He gave Himself up for our sins to save us from this sus world, all according to God's will, periodt.
5To Him be all the glory forever and ever. Amen.
6I'm lowkey shook that you peeps bounced from the one who called you into Christ's grace for some other gospel.
7Which isn’t even a real gospel; some folks are just trying to mess with you and twist Christ's message.
8But if we or even an angel from heaven drop a different gospel than what we gave you, let that person be cursed, no cap.
9Just like I said before, I’ll say it again: if anyone preaches a different gospel than what you got, let them be cursed.
10Am I trying to convince people or God? Do I want to please humans? If I was, I wouldn't be serving Christ, fr.
11But listen up, fam: the gospel I preached ain't from humans.
12I didn’t get it from people, nor was I schooled on it, but by the revelation from Jesus Christ.
13You’ve heard about my past in the Jewish religion, how I went all out persecuting the church and wrecking it.
14I was thriving in the Jewish faith, way ahead of my peers, super zealous about my fam's traditions.
15But when it was God's time, He pulled me from my mom's womb and called me by His grace, lit.
16To reveal His Son in me so I could preach to the non-believers; I didn’t even check in with anyone.
17I didn’t hit up Jerusalem to see the apostles before me; I went to Arabia and then back to Damascus.
18After three years, I rolled up to Jerusalem to see Peter and chilled with him for fifteen days.
19But I didn’t see any other apostles, just James, the brother of the Lord.
20Now what I'm writing to you, just know, before God, I’m not capping.
21Then I cruised into Syria and Cilicia;
22And the churches in Judea didn’t even know me by face.
23But they only heard that the dude who was once persecuting us now preaches the faith he tried to destroy.
24And they were out here glorifying God because of me.