Gen Z: Ezra 4
1When the haters of Judah and Benjamin heard that the captives were building the temple for the Lord God of Israel, they were totally sus.
2So they pulled up on Zerubbabel and the main peeps, like, "Let’s build with you; we vibe with your God too and have been sacrificing since the days of Esar-haddon."
3But Zerubbabel, Jeshua, and the squad were like, "Nah, you can’t roll with us on this; we’re building for the Lord God of Israel, just like King Cyrus told us to."
4Then the locals were tryna throw shade, making it hard for Judah to build.
5They got some haters to mess with their plans all the way through Cyrus’ reign, even until Darius took over.
6In Ahasuerus’ reign, they wrote him some drama about the people of Judah and Jerusalem.
7During Artaxerxes’ time, Bishlam, Mithredath, Tabeel, and their crew sent a letter to Artaxerxes king of Persia, written in Syrian slang.
8Rehum the chancellor and Shimshai the scribe sent a letter against Jerusalem to Artaxerxes, and it was wild.
9Then Rehum, Shimshai, and their squad, like the Dinaites and Babylonians, all got together to spill the tea.
10And the other nations that Asnappar brought over were chilling in Samaria and on this side of the river.
11Here’s the tea from the letter they sent to Artaxerxes: "Your servants over here at this time."
12Just so you know, the Jews who came up from you are in Jerusalem building the rebellious city and fixing the walls.
13Just a heads up, if they finish building this city and its walls, they won't pay taxes, and that’ll mess up your coins.
14We’ve got support from the king’s palace, and we can’t let the king look sus, so we had to let him know.
15They should check the records of your ancestors; they'll see this city is known for being rebellious and a pain for kings.
16We’re telling the king that if this city gets built again, you won’t get any slice of the pie on this side of the river.
17The king sent a reply to Rehum, Shimshai, and their crew in Samaria, saying "Peace, and at this time."
18The letter you sent was read loud and clear.
19I ordered a search, and yep, this city has been a rebel against kings, causing all sorts of drama.
20There were some big bosses ruling over Jerusalem who had control over lands beyond the river, and they collected taxes.
21Now, tell them to chill and stop building the city until I say otherwise.
22Make sure you handle this, or it’ll only cause more problems for the kings.
23When Rehum and Shimshai heard the king’s letter, they rushed to Jerusalem and forced the Jews to stop building.
24So the work on the house of God in Jerusalem stopped until the second year of Darius’ reign.