Gen Z: Ezekiel 45
1When you split the land for the fam, make sure to give a holy part to the Lord, like, 25k reeds long and 10k wide. It's all about those good vibes.
2For the sanctuary, it's gotta be 500 by 500, all square and stuff, plus 50 cubits for the chill zone around it.
3Measure that 25k length and 10k width, and that’s where the sanctuary and the most holy spot will be. No cap.
4The holy land is for the priests who vibe with the sanctuary, a spot for their cribs and a sacred place for the Lord.
5The Levites, who handle the house, get that same 25k length and 10k width for their own 20 chambers. That’s lit.
6You’ll set aside 5k wide and 25k long for the city, right next to that holy area, for all of Israel’s squad.
7The prince gets a portion on both sides of the holy land and city property, stretching from west to east, matching the length of one of the sections. Periodt.
8This land is the prince’s in Israel; they won’t mess with my people anymore, and the rest goes to Israel’s tribes. Savage.
9The Lord God says, "Yo, princes of Israel, chill with the violence and greed. Keep it just and fair, and stop taxing my people."
10Make sure your scales are straight, and keep the ephah and bath on point.
11The ephah and bath gotta match up, like, the bath holds a tenth of an homer, and the ephah does too. Keep it consistent.
12A shekel is 20 gerahs; your maneh will be 20 shekels, 25 shekels, and 15 shekels. Simple math, fam.
13This is the offering you gotta bring: a sixth of an ephah of wheat and a sixth of an ephah of barley. No cap.
14For the oil, you’ll offer a tenth of a bath from the cor, which is 10 baths; ten baths equal an homer. That’s the deal.
15One lamb from 200, from Israel’s fat pastures, for a meat offering, burnt offering, and peace offerings to make things right. Lit.
16Everyone in the land gotta give this offering for the prince in Israel.
17The prince’s job is to bring burnt offerings, meat offerings, and drink offerings during the feasts and sabbaths, keeping it all together for Israel.
18The Lord God says, "On the first day of the first month, grab a perfect young bull and clean up the sanctuary."
19The priest will take the blood from the sin offering and put it on the house posts, the altar corners, and the inner court gate.
20On the seventh day of the month, do the same for anyone who messes up or is just simple; that’s how you reconcile the house.
21On the fourteenth day of the first month, have the Passover, a seven-day feast; no yeast bread allowed, fam.
22On that day, the prince prepares a bull for a sin offering for himself and all the people.
23For seven days of the feast, he’ll bring a burnt offering to the Lord, seven bulls and seven rams, all perfect, plus a goat daily for a sin offering.
24He’ll prepare a meat offering of an ephah for a bull and an ephah for a ram, plus an hin of oil for the ephah.
25In the seventh month, on the fifteenth day, he’ll do the same for the seven-day feast, matching the sin, burnt, meat, and oil offerings.