Gen Z: Ezekiel 39
1Yo, son of man, spill the tea on Gog, sayin' what the Lord God says: "I’m totally against you, Gog, the big boss of Meshech and Tubal."
2I’m gonna flip you around, only leaving a tiny bit of you, and I’ll bring you up from the north, straight to the mountains of Israel.
3I’ll knock your bow outta your left hand and your arrows are gonna drop from your right hand, no cap.
4You and your crew are gonna fall on the mountains of Israel, and the wild birds and beasts will feast on you, periodt.
5You’ll hit the open field, ‘cause I said so, says the Lord God.
6I’m sending fire on Magog and those chillin' in the isles, and they’ll know I’m the Lord, fr.
7I’ll make my holy name known among my peeps in Israel; they won’t mess up my name anymore, and the nations will see I’m the Lord, the Holy One in Israel.
8Check it, it’s happening and it’s all done, says the Lord God; this is the day I’ve been talking about.
9The folks in the cities of Israel will step out, light up and burn all the weapons—shields, bucklers, bows, arrows, and spears—for seven years, it’s gonna be lit.
10They won’t need to grab any wood from the fields or chop down trees, ‘cause they’ll be burning the weapons, and they’ll take back what was taken from them, says the Lord God.
11So on that day, I'm giving Gog a chill spot for graves in Israel, like a whole vibe in the valley by the sea: it’s gonna be a nose plug for the travelers, and they’ll bury Gog and his crew there, calling it The valley of Hamon-gog.
12For seven months, the house of Israel is gonna be busy burying them, just to cleanse the land, no cap.
13Everyone in the land will be burying them; it’ll be a big deal the day I get my glory, says the Lord God, periodt.
14They’ll pick out some guys to work full-time, going through the land to bury with the travelers those still chillin' on the earth, cleaning it up: after seven months, they’ll start searching.
15And when the travelers spot a dude’s bone, they’ll put up a sign until the buriers handle it in the valley of Hamon-gog, fr.
16Also, the city’s name is gonna be Hamonah. That’s how they clean the land, lit.
17And yo, son of man, the Lord God says: Tell every bird and beast out there, pull up and gather around for my sacrifice that I’m doing for you, a major feast on the mountains of Israel, where you can eat meat and drink blood.
18You’re gonna feast on the flesh of the strong and drink the blood of the earth's princes, of rams, lambs, goats, and bulls, all the fat ones from Bashan, no cap.
19You’ll be stuffed at my table with horses and chariots, with mighty men and all the warriors, says the Lord God, bet.
20That’s how you’ll be filled at my table, with all the good stuff, periodt.
21I'm gonna flex my glory to the nations, and they’re gonna see my moves and how I dropped the hammer on them.
22So the fam of Israel will know I'm the Lord their God, starting now and forever.
23And the nations will see that Israel got taken captive for their wrongs; they messed with me, so I ghosted them and let their enemies handle it, and they all fell by the sword.
24I dealt with them based on their mess-ups and hid my face from them.
25So here's the deal from the Lord God; I’m bringing Jacob back from captivity and showing love to all of Israel, 'cause I’m protective of my holy name.
26After they’ve felt the weight of their shame and all the wrongs they did while chillin’ safely in their land, with no one scaring them.
27When I bring them back from the nations and gather them from their enemies’ lands, I’ll be lit in their presence in front of many nations.
28Then they'll know I'm the Lord their God who made them go into captivity among the nations, but I’ve brought them back to their own land, leaving none behind.
29I won’t hide my face from them anymore, 'cause I’ve poured out my spirit on the house of Israel, says the Lord God.