Ezekiel 23

Gen Z: Ezekiel 23

1God hit me up again, saying,

2Yo, there were two girls, the daughters of one mom:

3And they were wildin’ in Egypt; they were living it up in their youth: their vibes were strong, and they got wrecked in their innocence.

4The names were Aholah the older, and Aholibah her sis: they were mine, and they had sons and daughters. Their names were lit; Samaria is Aholah, and Jerusalem Aholibah.

5Aholah was out here playing games when she was mine; she was all about her crushes, especially on the Assyrians next door,

6Who were dripped out in blue, captains and rulers, all of them fine young men, riding horses like it’s a movie.

7So she got down with them, all the chosen guys from Assyria, and with everyone she was obsessed with: she got sus with all their idols.

8She didn’t even ditch her past from Egypt: in her youth, they were all over her, and they messed with her innocence, pouring their vibes on her.

9So I let her go to her lovers, to the Assyrians she was into.

10They exposed her: they took her kids and killed her with the sword: and she became the talk of the town among women; they served her justice.

11Aholibah saw what was poppin', and she was even more sus in her love than her sis, going wild with her whoredoms.

12She was all about those Assyrian vibes, obsessing over the fly captains and rulers lookin’ fresh, with horsemen that were total snack goals.

13I peeped that she was messed up, and they were all on the same wavelength.

14She was just out here increasing her whoredoms; when she saw those guys painted on the wall, the Chaldeans looked so lit.

15Decked out in dope fits and headgear, all of them were like princes, just vibing like the Babylonians from their homeland.

16As soon as she laid eyes on them, she was all about it and sent messengers to Chaldea, no cap.

17The Babylonians rolled up to her love bed, and they got all up in her whoredom, leaving her totally polluted and her mind drifting away.

18So she was like, "Check out my whoredoms," and showed off her nakedness; then I was like, "Nah, I'm out," just like I was with her sister.

19Yet she kept multiplying her whoredoms, reminiscing about her wild youth when she was playing the field in Egypt.

20She was all about those lovers, whose flesh was like donkeys and whose game was like that of horses.

21Yo, remember when you were wildin' back in the day, getting played by the Egyptians? That was sus.

22So, Aholibah, listen up—God's about to send your exes at you from all sides, and it's gonna be a whole vibe.

23The Babylonians, Chaldeans, Pekod, Shoa, Koa, and all the Assyrians rollin' in like, "We the goated squad," all on horses and looking fly.

24They’re pulling up with chariots and a whole crew, ready to flex with shields and helmets, and God’s gonna set the rules for them to judge you, fr.

25I'm bringing my jealousy against you, and they're gonna be savage—taking your nose and ears, leaving you with nothing, and your fam's getting caught up too.

26They’re gonna strip you of your drip and snatch your jewels, no cap.

27I'm making your wild days stop, and you won't be checking for Egypt anymore, periodt.

28God’s saying, "I’m handing you over to those you can’t stand, the ones you’re all twisted about."

29They’re gonna treat you like trash, taking everything you worked for, leaving you exposed, and your shame's gonna be all out there.

30I’m doing this 'cause you chased after the heathens and got all mixed up with their idols.

31You’ve been vibing with your sis, so I’m serving you her cup, no cap.

32The Lord said, "You’re gonna chug your sister’s cup, it’s deep and wild: people gonna roast you hard, it’s packed."

33You’re gonna be lit with drunkenness and feels, sipping on shock and despair, that cup from your sis Samaria.

34You’ll drink it all, no waste, and break the pieces, even hurt yourself: I said it, for real, says the Lord.

35So the Lord is like, "Since you forgot me and tossed me aside, own your wildness and your shady moves."

36The Lord hit me up, "Yo, son of man, you gonna judge Aholah and Aholibah? Spill the tea on their mess."

37They’ve been cheating, blood on their hands, and with their idols, they’ve been unfaithful, even making their kids go through the fire, like, what?

38And this is how they’ve dissed me: they messed up my sanctuary that same day and disrespected my sabbaths.

39After they sacrificed their kids to their idols, they rolled up in my sanctuary that same day to mess it up; like, seriously, what are they doing in my house?

40Plus, you called for peeps from far away, and they came through after a messenger was sent; you got all cleaned up, did your eyes, and flexed with your bling.

41She’s chillin’ on a fancy bed, with a table all set up, got that incense and oil on deck.

42A whole squad was vibin’ with her, and they brought in Sabeans from the wild, flexin’ bracelets and dope crowns.

43I asked her, the one who’s been around, “Are they really gonna get down with her, and she with them?”

44But they still rolled in like they do with a total thot: that’s how they went in on Aholah and Aholibah, the wild ones.

45The righteous peeps gonna judge them like they do with the side chicks, ‘cause they’re out here being shady and got blood on their hands.

46For real, the Lord God’s like, “I’m sending a crew to handle them, and they gonna get wrecked.”

47That crew gonna stone them and go all out with swords; they’ll take out their kids and torch their houses.

48I’m about to end the wildness in the land, so all the ladies can learn not to act like you.

49They gonna hit you back with your own wildness, and you’ll carry the weight of your idols: you’ll know I’m the Lord God, no cap.

KJV: Ezekiel 23

1The word of the Lord came again unto me, saying,

2Son of man, there were two women, the daughters of one mother:

3And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.

4And the names of them were Aholah the elder, and Aholibah her sister: and they were mine, and they bare sons and daughters. Thus were their names; Samaria is Aholah, and Jerusalem Aholibah.

5And Aholah played the harlot when she was mine; and she doted on her lovers, on the Assyrians her neighbours,

6Which were clothed with blue, captains and rulers, all of them desirable young men, horsemen riding upon horses.

7Thus she committed her whoredoms with them, with all them that were the chosen men of Assyria, and with all on whom she doted: with all their idols she defiled herself.

8Neither left she her whoredoms brought from Egypt: for in her youth they lay with her, and they bruised the breasts of her virginity, and poured their whoredom upon her.

9Wherefore I have delivered her into the hand of her lovers, into the hand of the Assyrians, upon whom she doted.

10These discovered her nakedness: they took her sons and her daughters, and slew her with the sword: and she became famous among women; for they had executed judgment upon her.

11And when her sister Aholibah saw this, she was more corrupt in her inordinate love than she, and in her whoredoms more than her sister in her whoredoms.

12She doted upon the Assyrians her neighbours, captains and rulers clothed most gorgeously, horsemen riding upon horses, all of them desirable young men.

13Then I saw that she was defiled, that they took both one way,

14And that she increased her whoredoms: for when she saw men pourtrayed upon the wall, the images of the Chaldeans pourtrayed with vermilion,

15Girded with girdles upon their loins, exceeding in dyed attire upon their heads, all of them princes to look to, after the manner of the Babylonians of Chaldea, the land of their nativity:

16And as soon as she saw them with her eyes, she doted upon them, and sent messengers unto them into Chaldea.

17And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom, and she was polluted with them, and her mind was alienated from them.

18So she discovered her whoredoms, and discovered her nakedness: then my mind was alienated from her, like as my mind was alienated from her sister.

19Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.

20For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

21Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.

22Therefore, O Aholibah, thus saith the Lord God; Behold, I will raise up thy lovers against thee, from whom thy mind is alienated, and I will bring them against thee on every side;

23The Babylonians, and all the Chaldeans, Pekod, and Shoa, and Koa, and all the Assyrians with them: all of them desirable young men, captains and rulers, great lords and renowned, all of them riding upon horses.

24And they shall come against thee with chariots, wagons, and wheels, and with an assembly of people, which shall set against thee buckler and shield and helmet round about: and I will set judgment before them, and they shall judge thee according to their judgments.

25And I will set my jealousy against thee, and they shall deal furiously with thee: they shall take away thy nose and thine ears; and thy remnant shall fall by the sword: they shall take thy sons and thy daughters; and thy residue shall be devoured by the fire.

26They shall also strip thee out of thy clothes, and take away thy fair jewels.

27Thus will I make thy lewdness to cease from thee, and thy whoredom brought from the land of Egypt: so that thou shalt not lift up thine eyes unto them, nor remember Egypt any more.

28For thus saith the Lord God; Behold, I will deliver thee into the hand of them whom thou hatest, into the hand of them from whom thy mind is alienated:

29And they shall deal with thee hatefully, and shall take away all thy labour, and shall leave thee naked and bare: and the nakedness of thy whoredoms shall be discovered, both thy lewdness and thy whoredoms.

30I will do these things unto thee, because thou hast gone a whoring after the heathen, and because thou art polluted with their idols.

31Thou hast walked in the way of thy sister; therefore will I give her cup into thine hand.

32Thus saith the Lord God; Thou shalt drink of thy sister’s cup deep and large: thou shalt be laughed to scorn and had in derision; it containeth much.

33Thou shalt be filled with drunkenness and sorrow, with the cup of astonishment and desolation, with the cup of thy sister Samaria.

34Thou shalt even drink it and suck it out, and thou shalt break the sherds thereof, and pluck off thine own breasts: for I have spoken it, saith the Lord God.

35Therefore thus saith the Lord God; Because thou hast forgotten me, and cast me behind thy back, therefore bear thou also thy lewdness and thy whoredoms.

36The Lord said moreover unto me; Son of man, wilt thou judge Aholah and Aholibah? yea, declare unto them their abominations;

37That they have committed adultery, and blood is in their hands, and with their idols have they committed adultery, and have also caused their sons, whom they bare unto me, to pass for them through the fire, to devour them.

38Moreover this they have done unto me: they have defiled my sanctuary in the same day, and have profaned my sabbaths.

39For when they had slain their children to their idols, then they came the same day into my sanctuary to profane it; and, lo, thus have they done in the midst of mine house.

40And furthermore, that ye have sent for men to come from far, unto whom a messenger was sent; and, lo, they came: for whom thou didst wash thyself, paintedst thy eyes, and deckedst thyself with ornaments,

41And satest upon a stately bed, and a table prepared before it, whereupon thou hast set mine incense and mine oil.

42And a voice of a multitude being at ease was with her: and with the men of the common sort were brought Sabeans from the wilderness, which put bracelets upon their hands, and beautiful crowns upon their heads.

43Then said I unto her that was old in adulteries, Will they now commit whoredoms with her, and she with them?

44Yet they went in unto her, as they go in unto a woman that playeth the harlot: so went they in unto Aholah and unto Aholibah, the lewd women.

45And the righteous men, they shall judge them after the manner of adulteresses, and after the manner of women that shed blood; because they are adulteresses, and blood is in their hands.

46For thus saith the Lord God; I will bring up a company upon them, and will give them to be removed and spoiled.

47And the company shall stone them with stones, and dispatch them with their swords; they shall slay their sons and their daughters, and burn up their houses with fire.

48Thus will I cause lewdness to cease out of the land, that all women may be taught not to do after your lewdness.

49And they shall recompense your lewdness upon you, and ye shall bear the sins of your idols: and ye shall know that I am the Lord God.

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