Gen Z: Ezekiel 1
1So, it was the thirtieth year, fourth month, fifth day, and I was chillin' by the river Chebar with the squad, and then boom, the heavens opened up and I saw some wild visions of God.
2On the fifth day of the month, which was the fifth year of King Jehoiachin’s prison vibes,
3The Lord hit up Ezekiel the priest, son of Buzi, in the land of the Chaldeans by the river Chebar; and the Lord's hand was totally on him.
4I peeped, and outta nowhere, a whirlwind rolled in from the north, big cloud, fire all wrapped up, and it was shining bright, looking like amber in the fire.
5Then outta that fire came four living creatures, and they looked kinda human.
6Each one had four faces and four wings, no cap.
7Their feet were straight up like a human's, but the soles were all calf-like and sparkled like fancy brass.
8They had hands like a human under their wings on all sides; each had their faces and wings all set up.
9Their wings were all connected; they didn’t even turn when they moved, just went straight up, fr.
10As for their faces, each had a human face, a lion face on the right, an ox face on the left, and an eagle face too.
11Their faces were vibin' and wings stretched up, two wings linked together and two covering their bodies, no cap.
12They all just went straight up, wherever the spirit was feeling, they followed, no turns, just vibes.
13The living creatures looked like burning fire coals, lit like lamps, moving up and down, bright fire with lightning popping off.
14The living creatures were running back and forth like a flash of lightning, fr.
15I saw a wheel chilling on the ground by the living creatures, with four faces, straight up.
16The wheels looked like beryl, all matching, and it was like a wheel inside a wheel, bussin'.
17They rolled on their four sides, and didn’t even turn when they moved, savage.
18Their rings were super high and kinda scary, full of eyes all around, no cap.
19When the living creatures moved, the wheels moved with them; when they lifted off, the wheels lifted too.
20Wherever the spirit wanted to go, they went, and the wheels lifted up with them, 'cause the spirit was in the wheels, periodt.
21When they moved, these moved; when they stood, these stood; and when they lifted off, the wheels were like, "We vibin' too," 'cause the spirit was in the wheels.
22The vibe above their heads looked like some wild crystal, stretched out like a flex over them.
23Under that vibe, their wings were straight, one facing the other; each had two wings covering their bodies, no cap.
24When they moved, their wings made a sound like rushing waters, like the voice of the Almighty, straight fire; when they stood, they dropped their wings.
25A voice came from above their heads when they stood and let their wings down, just chillin'.
26Above them was a throne that looked like a sapphire stone, and on that throne was a vibe of a man, just chilling up there.
27I saw this amber glow, looking like fire all around it, from the waist up and down, straight fire, with a bright glow all around.
28It was like a rainbow in the clouds on a rainy day, the brightness around it was the glory of the Lord. When I saw it, I was like, "Whoa," and I fell on my face, hearing a voice speaking.