Gen Z: Exodus 28
1Yo, grab Aaron, your bro, and his kids from the squad of Israel, so he can vibe as my priest. That's Aaron, Nadab, Abihu, Eleazar, and Ithamar, his sons.
2You gotta hook up Aaron with some holy drip for glory and looks, fr.
3Talk to all the wise peeps I’ve blessed with wisdom, so they can whip up Aaron’s fits to set him apart for priest duties.
4Here’s the drip they’ll make: a sick breastplate, an ephod, a robe, a dope embroidered coat, a mitre, and a girdle. Gotta make holy fits for Aaron and his crew to serve me.
5They’re gonna snag gold, blue, purple, scarlet, and fine linen, no cap.
6The ephod’s gonna be lit, made of gold, blue, purple, scarlet, and fine linen, all crafted with mad skills.
7It’s got two shoulder pieces, all joined up tight, just how it should be.
8The cool girdle of the ephod’s gonna match, made of gold, blue, purple, scarlet, and fine linen, vibing with the same style.
9You’ll grab two onyx stones and carve the names of Israel’s kids on them, periodt.
10Six names on one stone and six on the other, all according to their fam lines.
11You’re gonna engrave these two stones like a sick signet, with the names of Israel's fam, and make them all fancy in gold.
12Throw those two stones on the ephod’s shoulders as a memorial for the squad, and Aaron’s gonna flex their names before the Lord, no cap.
13Also, make those gold settings; they gotta be lit.
14And don’t forget the two pure gold chains at the ends; make them all intertwined and attach those chains to the settings.
15You’re gonna craft the breastplate of judgment with mad skill; it’s gotta be gold, blue, purple, scarlet, and fine linen. That’s the vibe.
16It’s gotta be square and doubled up; each side should be a span long, periodt.
17Set four rows of stones in it: the first row’s gotta be a sardius, topaz, and carbuncle—that’s the first flex.
18The second row’s an emerald, sapphire, and diamond—straight fire.
19The third row’s a ligure, agate, and amethyst—bussin’ vibes.
20And the fourth row’s a beryl, onyx, and jasper; they’ll be set in gold, looking all fancy in their settings.
21The stones gonna have the names of the kids of Israel, twelve in total, like a signature vibe; each one’s got their name for the twelve tribes, fr.
22You gotta make some gold chains for the breastplate, all fancy and pure, no cap.
23Make two gold rings for the breastplate and slap those rings on the ends, bet.
24Put the two gold chains in the rings on the breastplate, that’s how we do it.
25The other ends of those chains gotta be fastened to the shoulder pieces of the ephod, keeping it all together, periodt.
26Make two more gold rings and put them on the ends of the breastplate, like, for real.
27And make two other gold rings for the sides of the ephod, chilling underneath, vibing with the other parts, no cap.
28They gonna tie the breastplate to the ephod rings with a blue lace, keeping it secure above the girdle, so it don’t come off, fr.
29Aaron's gonna carry the names of the kids of Israel on his heart in the breastplate when he rolls into the holy place, always repping for the Lord, lit.
30You gotta put the Urim and Thummim in the breastplate; they gonna be on Aaron’s heart when he goes before the Lord, handling the judgment for the kids of Israel, no cap.
31You gotta make the ephod robe all blue, like that’s the vibe.
32There’s gonna be a hole at the top, with some fancy weaving around it so it don’t rip, fr.
33At the hem, throw on some pomegranates in blue, purple, and red, plus gold bells in between—bussin’ detail.
34It's a golden bell and a pomegranate, repeat that around the robe’s hem, no cap.
35Aaron's gotta wear it when he’s doing his thing, and you’ll hear him when he rolls into the holy place, so he don’t catch a vibe check and die.
36Make a pure gold plate and engrave “HOLINESS TO THE LORD” on it, that’s the ultimate flex.
37Put it on a blue lace so it sits on the mitre, right at the front, lit.
38It’s gonna chill on Aaron’s forehead, so he can carry the weight of the holy stuff for the Israelites, keeping it accepted before the Lord, periodt.
39Embroider the coat with fine linen, make the mitre and girdle outta needlework, that’s straight-up classy.
40For Aaron’s sons, whip up some coats, girdles, and bonnets for that glory and beauty, you know?
41You gotta hook Aaron and his fam up with these vibes, anoint them, and set them apart so they can serve me like the lit priests they are.
42Make them some dope linen shorts to keep it classy; they gotta cover up from their waist down to the thighs, no cap.
43These fits gotta be on Aaron and his crew when they roll up to the tabernacle or get close to the altar, so they don’t catch any bad vibes and dip; this is a forever rule for him and his squad.