Gen Z: Exodus 26
1Yo, make the tabernacle with ten lit curtains of sick linen, blue, purple, and red, and add some dope cherub vibes to it.
2Each curtain's gotta be 28 cubits long and 4 cubits wide, all the same size, no cap.
3Pair up five curtains with each other, and then do the same for the other five, fr.
4Make blue loops on the edge of one curtain from the selvedge where they connect, and do the same on the outer edge of another curtain.
5You'll need 50 loops on one curtain and 50 on the edge of the second curtain so they can link up, bet.
6Make 50 gold taches and use them to couple the curtains together; it’s gonna be one tabernacle, periodt.
7Make some curtains from goat hair to cover the tabernacle; you gotta make 11 of those.
8Each goat hair curtain should be 30 cubits long and 4 cubits wide; all 11 gotta be the same size, no cap.
9Pair five curtains together, and six curtains together, and double the sixth curtain in front of the tabernacle, that’s how you pop off.
10Make 50 loops on the edge of the outermost curtain in the coupling, and 50 loops on the edge of the second curtain, fr.
11You gotta make fifty brass hooks and pop them into the loops to keep the tent together, making it one whole vibe.
12The leftovers of the tent curtains, that half curtain, will chill over the back of the tabernacle, no cap.
13A cubit on each side of the leftover length of the tent curtains will hang over the tabernacle sides, covering it up, fr.
14You’ll make a cover for the tent with red ram skins and another cover on top with badger skins, that's lit.
15Make boards for the tabernacle from shittim wood, standing tall and proud, periodt.
16Each board should be ten cubits long and a cubit and a half wide, that’s the size, bet.
17Each board will have two tenons, lined up just right: that’s how you make all the boards for the tabernacle.
18For the south side of the tabernacle, make twenty boards, all set up, let’s go.
19You’ll need forty silver sockets under those twenty boards; two sockets for each board’s tenons, no sus here.
20For the north side of the tabernacle, you gotta make another twenty boards, keeping it balanced, fr.
21They got forty silver sockets; two under one board, two under another. No cap.
22For the west side of the tabernacle, make six boards, fr.
23And you gotta make two boards for the corners on both sides, periodt.
24They’ll be connected underneath and above to one ring; that’s how you do the corners. Pop off!
25Eight boards total, with sixteen silver sockets; two under one and two under another, lit.
26Make bars from shittim wood; five for one side of the tabernacle, no cap.
27And five bars for the other side, plus five for the west side. That’s the vibe.
28The middle bar will stretch from end to end, it’s gonna be tight.
29Overlay the boards with gold, make gold rings for the bars; keep it classy with gold vibes.
30Set up the tabernacle just like you saw on the mountain, for real.
31You gotta make a dope curtain with blue, purple, and scarlet vibes, made with some sick craftsmanship and cherubims.
32Hang it on four gold-coated pillars made of shittim wood, with gold hooks on those four silver sockets, no cap.
33Throw up the curtain under the clasps so you can slide in the ark of the testimony; the curtain's gonna split the holy place from the most holy, fr.
34Place the mercy seat on the ark of the testimony in the most holy spot, that's where the magic happens.
35Set the table outside the curtain, with the candlestick across from it on the south side of the tabernacle; table's gotta be on the north side, periodt.
36Make a door hanging for the tent with blue, purple, and scarlet vibes, all stitched up nice.
37Craft five pillars of shittim wood for the hanging, gold overlay, and gold hooks; don’t forget to make five brass sockets for them, that's lit.