1When the Lord your God brings you to the land you’re about to vibe with, and kicks out all those nations like the Hittites and Amorites, trust, they’re way stronger than you.

2And when the Lord your God delivers them to you, you gotta smite them and wipe them out; no cap, don’t make any deals or show them mercy.

3Don’t even think about marrying them; don’t give your daughter to their son, and don’t take their daughter for your son.

4'Cause they’ll pull your kid away from me to serve other gods, and then the Lord’s anger will pop off, and you’ll be done for, fr.

5Here’s how you roll with them: destroy their altars, smash their images, chop down their groves, and burn their idols like it’s nothing.

6You’re a holy crew for the Lord your God: He picked you to be his special squad, above all other peeps on this planet.

7The Lord didn’t choose you 'cause you were the biggest squad; you were actually the smallest, no cap.

8But the Lord’s got mad love for you, and 'cause He keeps it real with the promise to your ancestors, He brought you out with some serious power, freeing you from the Pharaoh’s grip.

9So know this: the Lord your God is the real deal, the faithful one who keeps His promises and shows mercy to those who love Him and follow His rules for a thousand generations.

10And He’s gonna deal with those who hate Him right to their face; He won’t hold back on them, you feel me?

11So, keep the commandments, rules, and vibes I’m dropping on you today, no cap.

12If you listen up and follow these rules, the Lord your God will keep the covenant and mercy promised to your fam, periodt.

13He’ll love you, bless you, and multiply your blessings: your kids, crops, wine, and oil will be straight up bussin, fr.

14You’ll be blessed above everyone else; no one’s gonna be barren, not you or your livestock, that’s lit.

15The Lord’s got your back, taking away all sickness, and none of those nasty diseases from Egypt will touch you, only the haters will catch that smoke.

16You’ll wipe out all the people the Lord your God hands over to you; don’t feel bad for them or start vibing with their gods, that’ll just trap you.

17If you’re thinking, “These nations are too many for me; how am I gonna take them out?”

18Don’t sweat it; remember what the Lord your God did to Pharaoh and all of Egypt, that’s the real deal.

19The wild stuff you saw, the signs, wonders, and the mighty hand that brought you out? That’s how the Lord your God will handle all the people you’re worried about.

20Plus, the Lord your God will send the hornet to mess them up until the ones left are completely done for.

21Don't be shook by them: the Lord your God is with you, a total powerhouse, fr.

22The Lord your God will slowly handle those nations for you: can't take them all out at once, or the wild animals might go wild.

23But the Lord your God got you, He’ll serve them up for you, and wipe them out like a boss.

24He’ll hand over their kings to you, and you’ll wipe their names from the map: no one can stand against you till you’ve taken them down.

25Burn their idols with fire: don't even think about taking their silver or gold, or you'll get caught up in that mess; it's straight-up sus to the Lord your God.

26Don’t bring any sus stuff into your crib, or you’ll end up cursed like it: hate that stuff with a passion, 'cause it’s bad vibes.

1When the Lord thy God shall bring thee into the land whither thou goest to possess it, and hath cast out many nations before thee, the Hittites, and the Girgashites, and the Amorites, and the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, and the Hivites, and the Jebusites, seven nations greater and mightier than thou;

2And when the Lord thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:

3Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.

4For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the Lord be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.

5But thus shall ye deal with them; ye shall destroy their altars, and break down their images, and cut down their groves, and burn their graven images with fire.

6For thou art an holy people unto the Lord thy God: the Lord thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth.

7The Lord did not set his love upon you, nor choose you, because ye were more in number than any people; for ye were the fewest of all people:

8But because the Lord loved you, and because he would keep the oath which he had sworn unto your fathers, hath the Lord brought you out with a mighty hand, and redeemed you out of the house of bondmen, from the hand of Pharaoh king of Egypt.

9Know therefore that the Lord thy God, he is God, the faithful God, which keepeth covenant and mercy with them that love him and keep his commandments to a thousand generations;

10And repayeth them that hate him to their face, to destroy them: he will not be slack to him that hateth him, he will repay him to his face.

11Thou shalt therefore keep the commandments, and the statutes, and the judgments, which I command thee this day, to do them.

12Wherefore it shall come to pass, if ye hearken to these judgments, and keep, and do them, that the Lord thy God shall keep unto thee the covenant and the mercy which he sware unto thy fathers:

13And he will love thee, and bless thee, and multiply thee: he will also bless the fruit of thy womb, and the fruit of thy land, thy corn, and thy wine, and thine oil, the increase of thy kine, and the flocks of thy sheep, in the land which he sware unto thy fathers to give thee.

14Thou shalt be blessed above all people: there shall not be male or female barren among you, or among your cattle.

15And the Lord will take away from thee all sickness, and will put none of the evil diseases of Egypt, which thou knowest, upon thee; but will lay them upon all them that hate thee.

16And thou shalt consume all the people which the Lord thy God shall deliver thee; thine eye shall have no pity upon them: neither shalt thou serve their gods; for that will be a snare unto thee.

17If thou shalt say in thine heart, These nations are more than I; how can I dispossess them?

18Thou shalt not be afraid of them: but shalt well remember what the Lord thy God did unto Pharaoh, and unto all Egypt;

19The great temptations which thine eyes saw, and the signs, and the wonders, and the mighty hand, and the stretched out arm, whereby the Lord thy God brought thee out: so shall the Lord thy God do unto all the people of whom thou art afraid.

20Moreover the Lord thy God will send the hornet among them, until they that are left, and hide themselves from thee, be destroyed.

21Thou shalt not be affrighted at them: for the Lord thy God is among you, a mighty God and terrible.

22And the Lord thy God will put out those nations before thee by little and little: thou mayest not consume them at once, lest the beasts of the field increase upon thee.

23But the Lord thy God shall deliver them unto thee, and shall destroy them with a mighty destruction, until they be destroyed.

24And he shall deliver their kings into thine hand, and thou shalt destroy their name from under heaven: there shall no man be able to stand before thee, until thou have destroyed them.

25The graven images of their gods shall ye burn with fire: thou shalt not desire the silver or gold that is on them, nor take it unto thee, lest thou be snared therein: for it is an abomination to the Lord thy God.

26Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.