Gen Z: Deuteronomy 33
1This is the blessing, where Moses, the man of God, vibes with the kids of Israel before he dips.
2He said, The Lord rolled up from Sinai, shining bright from Seir, bringing mad saints with him; a fiery law came from his right hand, no cap.
3For real, he loved the people; all his saints are in your hands, chilling at your feet, ready to soak up your words.
4Moses dropped a law for us, the ultimate inheritance for the squad of Jacob.
5He was the king in Jeshurun when the leaders and tribes of Israel pulled up together.
6Let Reuben live, and not fade away; may his crew be stacked, fr.
7This is Judah's blessing: Hear, Lord, Judah's voice, and bring him to his people; let his hands be lit for him, and help him against his haters.
8For Levi, he said, Let your Thummim and Urim be with your holy one, the one you tested at Massah, and who you clashed with at Meribah.
9Who told his parents, I ain't seen him; didn't acknowledge his fam, nor knew his own kids: they kept it real with your word and your covenant.
10They’ll teach Jacob your judgments, and Israel your law: they’ll bring incense to you and fire up whole burnt sacrifices on your altar.
11Bless up, Lord, his vibes, and accept the work of his hands: smite those sus peeps who rise against him, so they don’t pop off again.
12And of Benjamin he said, The fave of the Lord shall chill in safety by him; and the Lord’s got him covered all day, fr.
13And of Joseph he said, Blessed of the Lord be his land, for the lit things from heaven, for the dew, and for the deep that’s below.
14And for the dope fruits brought forth by the sun, and for the precious things that the moon drops.
15And for the chief things of the ancient mountains, and for the fire things of the lasting hills, no cap.
16And for the good stuff of the earth and all its fullness, and for the good vibes of him that dwelt in the bush: let the blessing drop on Joseph’s head, and on the top of the head of him that was separated from his crew.
17His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like unicorn vibes: with them, he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.
18And of Zebulun he said, Rejoice, Zebulun, in your exits; and, Issachar, in your tents, that slap.
19They shall call the people to the mountain; there they shall offer righteous sacrifices: for they shall feast on the abundance of the seas, and treasures hidden in the sand.
20And of Gad he said, Blessed be he that expands Gad: he dwells like a lion, tearing it up with the crown of his head.
21He set it up for himself first, chillin' with the lawgiver and the crew, bringing that divine justice and keeping it 100 with Israel.
22About Dan, he said, "Dan's like a lion cub, ready to bounce from Bashan."
23For Naphtali, he said, "Yo, Naphtali's vibin' with blessings, owning the west and the south."
24He said, "Asher's gonna be blessed with kids; he's gonna be the homie everyone vibes with, and he’s gonna dip his feet in oil."
25"Your kicks are gonna be iron and brass; your strength's gonna match your days, no cap."
26"Ain't nobody like the God of Jeshurun, rolling through the heavens to back you up, and flexing on the sky."
27"The eternal God is your safe space, got your back with everlasting arms; He’s kicking out your enemies and saying, 'Destroy them.'"
28"Israel's gonna chill in safety, just them; Jacob's fountain's on a land full of corn and wine, and the heavens are gonna drop that sweet dew."
29"You’re blessed, Israel! Who's as lit as you, saved by the Lord, your shield? And who’s the goated sword of your excellence? Your enemies are just sus, and you’re gonna walk all over their high places."