Gen Z: Acts 13
1In the Antioch crew, there were some prophets and teachers, like Barnabas, Simeon (they called him Niger), Lucius from Cyrene, and Manaen who grew up with Herod, plus Saul.
2While they were vibing and fasting, the Holy Ghost was like, "Yo, separate Barnabas and Saul for the mission I got for them."
3After they fasted and prayed, they laid hands on them and sent them off, periodt.
4So, sent by the Holy Ghost, they dipped to Seleucia, and then sailed to Cyprus.
5When they hit Salamis, they preached God's word in the Jewish synagogues, and John was there to help them out.
6Once they cruised through the isle to Paphos, they found this sorcerer, a false prophet Jew named Bar-Jesus, sus vibes.
7He was chilling with the local deputy, Sergius Paulus, a smart dude; he called for Barnabas and Saul, wanting to hear God's word, no cap.
8But Elymas the sorcerer (that's his name, fr) was trying to block them, aiming to steer the deputy away from the faith.
9Then Saul (who's also called Paul), filled with the Holy Ghost, locked eyes on him, rizz on point.
10He was like, "Yo, you're all about that sneaky, shady life, child of the devil, enemy of righteousness, are you gonna stop twisting the Lord's ways?"
11Yo, check it, the Lord’s hand is on you, and you’re gonna be blind, can’t see the sun for a minute. Then a fog and darkness hit, and dude was just out here lookin’ for someone to guide him.
12The deputy peeped what went down and was shook, he believed, vibin’ with the Lord’s teachings.
13So Paul and the crew dipped from Paphos and rolled up to Perga in Pamphylia, but John was like, “Nah,” and bounced back to Jerusalem.
14When they left Perga, they hit up Antioch in Pisidia, pulled up to the synagogue on the Sabbath, and just chilled.
15After they read the law and prophets, the peeps in charge slid over and said, “Yo, if you got any hype for the crowd, spill it.”
16Then Paul stood up, waved his hand, and was like, “Ayo, Israel fam, and all you who fear God, listen up.”
17The God of Israel picked our ancestors and lifted them up when they were just chilling in Egypt, flexed hard and got them outta there.
18For like forty years, He dealt with their vibes in the wilderness.
19Then He wiped out seven nations in Canaan and split their land up for them by chance.
20After that, He hooked them up with judges for about four hundred and fifty years, until Samuel the prophet showed up.
21After that, they were like, "We need a king," so God was like, "Bet, here’s Saul from Benjamin for 40 years."
22When he was done with Saul, God was like, "David’s next," and said, "I found my guy, he’s a man after my own heart, gonna do my will, fr."
23From this dude’s fam, God kept it real and brought a Savior for Israel, Jesus.
24John was out here preaching about the baptism of repentance before Jesus showed up, telling all the peeps in Israel.
25As John finished his gig, he was like, "Who do you think I am? Not the one, but there’s someone coming after me whose kicks I ain't even worthy to tie."
26Yo, fam and friends, children of Abraham, anyone who fears God, this salvation is for you, no cap.
27The folks in Jerusalem and their leaders didn’t even recognize him or the prophets’ vibes that get read every Sabbath, so they ended up condemning him.
28Even though they found no reason to kill him, they still asked Pilate to take him out.
29When they did everything written about him, they took him down from the tree and laid him in a tomb, periodt.
30But God was like, "Nah," and raised him from the dead.
31He was seen for a grip by those who rolled with him from Galilee to Jerusalem, and they're the witnesses to the squad.
32We’re dropping some good news, fam, about the promise made to the OGs.
33God came through for us, their kids, by raising Jesus up again; like it says in the second psalm, "You’re my Son, today I got you."
34And about him rising from the dead, no cap, he said, "I’ll hook you up with the real blessings of David."
35He also said in another psalm, "You won’t let your Holy One see decay."
36David, after doing his thing for his crew by God's plan, took a nap and joined his fam, and yeah, he saw decay.
37But the one God raised up? No decay for him, fr.
38So listen up, fam, through this dude, we’re preaching that sins can be forgiven.
39And through him, all who believe are cleared of everything, stuff the law of Moses couldn’t fix.
40So watch out, or you might catch what the prophets warned about.
41Yo, listen up, haters! You gonna be shook and fade away 'cause I'm doing some wild stuff in your time, and you ain't gonna believe it, even if someone spills the tea.
42After the Jews bounced from the synagogue, the Gentiles were like, "Yo, can we get this message preached to us next Sabbath?"
43When the crew split up, a bunch of Jews and new followers rolled with Paul and Barnabas, and they were vibing, convincing them to keep riding the grace wave of God.
44The next Sabbath, the whole city pulled up to hear the word of God. Major vibes.
45But when the Jews peeped the crowd, they got mad jelly and started hating on what Paul was saying, straight up contradicting and throwing shade.
46Then Paul and Barnabas got bold and said, "We had to drop the word of God to you first, but since you sleep on it and think you're not worthy of eternal life, we’re turning to the Gentiles."
47For real, the Lord told us, "I made you a light for the Gentiles, so you can bring salvation to the ends of the earth."
48When the Gentiles caught wind of this, they were hyped and praised the word of the Lord, and all the ones destined for eternal life were like, "Bet, we believe."
49And the word of the Lord spread all over the place.
50But the Jews stirred up the classy ladies and the top dogs in the city, causing drama against Paul and Barnabas, and kicked them out of their hood.
51They dusted off their kicks and bounced to Iconium.
52The crew was vibin' with joy and the Holy Ghost, for real.