Gen Z: 1 Timothy 3
1This is a real vibe, if a dude wants to be a bishop, he’s aiming for a good hustle.
2A bishop gotta be on point, loyal to one wifey, watchful, chill, good vibes, and ready to teach.
3No sippin’ too much wine, not a fighter, not chasing that paper; just patient, no drama, and not greedy.
4He should run his crib well, keeping his kids in check with respect.
5If a dude can’t handle his own house, how’s he gonna take care of God’s squad?
6Not a rookie, or he’ll get too cocky and fall like a noob.
7Plus, he needs a solid rep with outsiders; don’t wanna catch heat or get caught in traps.
8Deacons gotta be serious, not two-faced, not too much wine, and not chasing that cash.
9They’re holding onto the faith with a clear conscience, no cap.
10Let these folks be tested first; then they can roll as deacons, being all good.
11And the deacon's wives gotta be legit, not gossiping, sober, and faithful in everything.
12Deacons should have one wife, managing their kids and homes like pros.
13Those who do deacon work well earn a good rep and boldness in the faith with Jesus.
14I’m writing this to you, hoping to swing by soon:
15But if I’m delayed, just know how to act in God’s house, which is the church of the living God, the truth's foundation.
16And no cap, the mystery of godliness is huge: God showed up in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen by angels, preached to the Gentiles, believed worldwide, and lifted up in glory.