Gen Z: 1 Samuel 2
1Hannah was praying, like, "My heart's vibin' with the Lord, I'm feeling blessed, and I'm coming for my haters 'cause I'm all about that salvation hype."
2Ain't nobody holy like the Lord; for real, there's no one else like Him, and our God is the ultimate rock.
3Chill with the bragging; don't let that arrogance slip from your lips. The Lord knows what's up, and He weighs all the moves.
4The strong bows are totally snapped, but those who tripped up are getting that strength boost.
5The full peeps are out here grinding for some bread, while the hungry are thriving; even the barren is flexing seven kids, and the ones with many are kinda struggling.
6The Lord's got the power to take life and give it back; He can bring you low or lift you up, no cap.
7The Lord can make you broke or rich; He'll humble you or lift you higher, that's just facts.
8He’s pulling the poor from the dirt and raising up the beggar from the bottom, placing them with the kings, 'cause the earth is His and He’s got it all on lock.
9He’s got the saints covered, and the wicked will be silent in the dark; no one can flex on His strength.
10The Lord’s enemies are getting wrecked; He’s gonna drop some thunder from the heavens, judging the whole earth, giving mad strength to His king and lifting up His anointed.
11Elkanah bounced to Ramah to chill at his crib. The kid was out here serving the Lord in front of Eli, the priest.
12But Eli’s sons? Total sus vibes; they didn’t even know the Lord.
13The priests had this whole routine: when someone brought a sacrifice, the priest’s homie showed up while the meat was cooking, flexing a three-pronged hook.
14He’d stick it in the pot, and whatever came up, the priest claimed it for himself. They were doing this in Shiloh with all the Israelites rolling through.
15Before they even burnt the fat, the priest’s homie would roll up and say, "Yo, give me some raw meat to roast for the priest; he’s not about that boiled life."
16If anyone said, "Hold up, let them burn the fat first and take what you want," he’d be like, "Nah fam, give it to me now or I’m taking it."
17So yeah, the sin of those young dudes was majorly savage in the eyes of the Lord; people were not vibing with the Lord’s offerings.
18But Samuel was out here serving the Lord as a kid, rocking a linen ephod.
19His mom made him a fresh little coat and brought it to him every year when she came up with her husband to drop off the yearly sacrifice.
20Eli blessed Elkanah and his wife, saying, "The Lord hook you up with kids from this woman for the loan you gave to the Lord." Then they headed back home.
21The Lord pulled up on Hannah, and she had three sons and two daughters. Samuel was out here growing up in the Lord’s vibes.
22Eli was super old and heard all the sus stuff his sons were doing to Israel, like getting with the women at the tabernacle door.
23He was like, "Why y’all acting like this? I hear all the tea about your shady moves."
24Nah, my dudes; that’s not a good look: you’re making the Lord’s people mess up.
25If someone sins against another, the judge will handle it; but if it’s against the Lord, who’s gonna back you up? They totally ignored their dad’s words 'cause the Lord was ready to take them out.
26Samuel kept growing and was favored by both the Lord and people, no cap.
27A man of God came to Eli and said, "Yo, did I not show up to your fam when they were in Egypt at Pharaoh’s crib?"
28Did I not pick him from all the tribes of Israel to be my priest, to vibe at my altar, burn incense, and rock an ephod before me? Did I not give your fam all the fire offerings from Israel?
29Why you trippin' on my sacrifices and offerings that I told you to do? You’re putting your sons above me and getting fat off the best offerings from my people?
30The Lord God of Israel says, "I said your house and your fam would be my peeps forever; but now I’m saying, nah, for those who honor me, I’ll honor them, and those who disrespect me? They’re getting played."
31Yo, days are coming when I’m gonna cut off your fam’s strength, and there won’t be any old heads left in your crib.
32You’ll see enemies chilling in my spot, taking all the blessings God’s dropping on Israel: no old dude in your house forever, no cap.
33The dude from your crew, who I won’t take away from my altar, is gonna hurt your vibes and break your heart: all your fam’s gonna die young, periodt.
34Here’s the sign for you: your two sons, Hophni and Phinehas, are gonna get wrecked in the same day, fr.
35I’ll raise up a faithful priest who’s gonna vibe with my heart and mind: I’ll hook him up with a solid house; he’ll be lit before my anointed forever.
36Everyone left in your house will come to him, begging for a little cash and some bread, saying, “Please, put me in one of the priest spots so I can munch on some bread.”