Gen Z: 1 Corinthians 7
1Yo, about the stuff you hit me up about: it’s chill for a dude not to touch a girl.
2But fr, to dodge that sus vibe, every dude should have his own wifey, and every girl her own hubby.
3Hubby gotta show love to the wifey, and wifey gotta do the same for the hubby, periodt.
4Wifey don’t own her body, the hubby does; and same goes for the hubby, wifey’s got that rizz too.
5Don’t be playing each other, unless you both agree for a hot minute to focus on prayer and fasting; then come back together, so Satan don’t tempt you with that incontinency.
6I’m just saying this by permission, not like it’s a command or anything.
7I wish all dudes were like me, but every dude’s got his own unique gift from God, some this way, some that way.
8So I’m telling the singles and the widows, it’s lit if they chill like I do.
9But if they can’t hold back, let them tie the knot: it’s way better to marry than to be burning up.
10And for the married peeps, I’m saying, but not me, the Lord’s saying, don’t let the wifey bounce from the hubby.
11But if she bounces, she should stay single or vibe with her dude again; no cap, the guy can’t just ghost his wife.
12Yo, for the other peeps, I’m saying this, not the Lord: If a dude's got a wifey who’s not about that faith life, and she’s chillin’ with him, he shouldn’t kick her out.
13And if a wifey’s got a dude who’s not into faith, but he’s cool with her, she shouldn’t dip on him.
14The non-believing hubby gets blessed by the wifey, and the non-believing wifey gets blessed by the hubby; otherwise, your kids would be sus, but now they’re holy.
15But if the non-believer wants to bounce, let 'em go. A bro or sis ain’t stuck in that situation; God’s all about that peace life.
16For real, what do you know, wifey? You might save your hubby; or bro, how do you know you’ll save your wifey?
17Just like God’s given each person their own path, as the Lord has called them, let them roll with it. I’m saying this in all the churches, periodt.
18If a dude’s called while he’s circumcised, he shouldn’t go uncircumcised; if he’s called while uncircumcised, he shouldn’t get circumcised.
19Circumcision? Doesn’t matter. Uncircumcision? Also doesn’t matter. Just keep God’s commandments, that’s what slaps.
20Let each person chill in the calling they got when they were called.
21If you’re vibing as a servant, don’t trip; but if you can bounce, do that instead.
22If you’re called by the Lord and you’re a servant, you’re actually free; and if you’re free, you’re Christ’s servant, no cap.
23You were bought with a price; don’t be out here serving people.
24Fam, let each person chill where they’re called, and keep it real with God.
25About the virgins, I got no command from the Lord, but I’m dropping my thoughts since I got mercy from Him to keep it 100.
26I think this is a solid move for the current stress, so yeah, it’s good for a dude to stay like that.
27If you’re tied to a wife, don’t try to break free. If you’re free from a wife, don’t stress about getting one.
28But if you do marry, you ain’t sinned; and if a virgin gets hitched, she ain’t sinned either. Just know it might get a little tough, but I got your back.
29Yo, listen up, fam: time is tight; those with wives should act like they don’t even have one.
30And those who cry, act like they’re not crying; those who are hype, act like they ain’t hype; and those who buy stuff, act like they don’t own anything.
31If you’re vibing with this world, just don’t abuse it, fam. This world’s trends are sus and fade away, no cap.
32No stress, I got you. If you’re single, you’re focused on what the Lord wants, and that’s lit.
33But if you’re hitched, you’re thinking about how to keep your wifey happy, periodt.
34There’s a difference between a wife and a single girl. The single lady is all about the Lord, keeping it holy in body and spirit; but the wifey is out here trying to please her hubby, fr.
35I’m dropping this knowledge for your own good, not to trap you, but so you can chill with the Lord without distractions, you feel me?
36If a dude thinks he’s acting sus towards his girl and she’s ready to settle down, let him do his thing, he’s not sinning; they can just marry.
37But if he's solid in his heart, has no rush, and wants to keep his girl single, that’s chill too, he’s doing good.
38So if he marries her, that’s cool; but honestly, if he doesn’t, that’s even better, no cap.
39A wifey’s tied to her man as long as he’s alive; but if he passes, she can marry whoever she wants, just keep it in the Lord’s vibe.
40She’s way happier if she stays single, that’s my take; and I’m pretty sure I got the Spirit of God backing me up.