Gen Z: 1 Corinthians 1
1Paul, vibin' as an apostle of Jesus Christ 'cause God said so, and Sosthenes, our bro.
2To the church of God in Corinth, all the peeps who are lit in Christ Jesus, called to be saints, reppin' everyone who calls on the name of Jesus Christ, our Lord, no cap.
3Grace and peace to you from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ, fr.
4I'm always thankful to God for you guys, for the grace He gave you through Jesus Christ; that's straight-up dope.
5You’re all enriched by Him in every way, with all the vibes and knowledge, periodt.
6The testimony of Christ is confirmed in you, like, no doubt.
7You’re not missing out on any gift, just waiting for our Lord Jesus Christ to pop off.
8He’ll keep you on point till the end, so you can be blameless on the day of our Lord Jesus Christ, no cap.
9God is faithful, who called you into the squad of His Son Jesus Christ, our Lord.
10Yo, I’m asking you, fam, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, let’s all speak the same thing, no beef between you, just be perfectly vibin' together in the same mindset and judgment.
11So, like, I heard from the homies at Chloe's crib that y'all are beefin'.
12Now, check it, some of you are like, "I roll with Paul," while others are on the Apollos or Cephas wave, and some are just reppin' Christ.
13Is Christ like split or something? Did Paul get crucified for you? Or did you get dunked in Paul's name?
14No cap, I'm thankful I only baptized Crispus and Gaius, fam.
15'Cause I don't want anyone sayin' I did it for my own clout.
16I also dunked Stephanas' whole crew; other than that, I ain't sure if I baptized anyone else.
17For real, Christ sent me to preach the gospel, not just to dunk people, and not with fancy words, so the cross doesn’t lose its vibes.
18To those who are lost, the whole cross thing seems silly, but for us saved peeps, it's pure power from God.
19It's written, "I'm gonna wreck the wisdom of the wise and make the smart folks look dumb."
20Where the wise guys at? Where the scholars? Where the debaters of this world? Didn't God just make worldly wisdom look sus?
21So like, God flexed His wisdom, and the world was like, "Nah, we don't see you." But God was like, "Preaching's kinda sus, but it saves those who vibe with it."
22The Jews want a sign, while the Greeks are out here seeking wisdom, no cap.
23We out here preaching Christ on that cross, and for the Jews, it’s a major trip, but for the Greeks, it’s just plain silly.
24But for those called, Jews and Greeks alike, Christ is the ultimate power and the goated wisdom of God.
25God’s foolishness? Way smarter than human brains; His weakness? Straight up stronger than any dude out there.
26Look at your calling, fam. Not many wise, mighty, or noble are in this squad.
27God chose the dumb stuff to school the wise, and the weak things to humble the strong, for real.
28He picked the low-key things and what people sleep on to flip the script on what’s high and mighty.
29So no one can flex in front of Him, periodt.
30But through Him, you’re in Christ Jesus, who’s got that wisdom, righteousness, sanctification, and redemption game on lock.
31So, like, if you’re gonna flex, make sure it’s all about the Lord, no cap.