Gen Z: 1 Chronicles 4
1The fam of Judah is Pharez, Hezron, Carmi, Hur, and Shobal. Major vibes.
2Reaiah, Shobal’s kid, had Jahath; Jahath had Ahumai and Lahad. These peeps are the Zorathite crew.
3These are the homies of Etam: Jezreel, Ishma, Idbash, and their sis was Hazelelponi. No cap.
4Penuel’s the dad of Gedor, and Ezer’s the dad of Hushah. These are Hur’s sons, the OG of Bethlehem.
5Ashur, the Tekoa dad, had two wifeys, Helah and Naarah. Savage.
6Naarah popped out Ahuzam, Hepher, Temeni, and Haahashtari. Those are her boys.
7Helah’s kids were Zereth, Jezoar, and Ethnan. Lit.
8Coz had Anub, Zobebah, and the fams of Aharhel, son of Harum. Bussin’.
9Jabez was way more honorable than his bros; his mom named him Jabez 'cause she was in pain when she gave birth.
10Jabez hit up God, saying, “Yo, bless me for real, expand my territory, keep your hand on me, and help me stay away from bad vibes!” And God was like, “Bet, I got you.”
11Chelub, Shuah's bro, had Mehir, who was the dad of Eshton. Lit fam.
12Eshton had Beth-rapha, Paseah, and Tehinnah, who was the father of Ir-nahash. These dudes were part of Rechah.
13Kenaz's sons were Othniel and Seraiah; Othniel's squad included Hathath.
14Meonothai had Ophrah, and Seraiah had Joab, the OG of the valley of Charashim; they were straight-up craftsmen.
15Caleb, Jephunneh's son, had Iru, Elah, and Naam; Elah's kids included Kenaz.
16Jehaleleel's kids were Ziph, Ziphah, Tiria, and Asareel.
17Ezra's sons were Jether, Mered, Epher, and Jalon; she also had Miriam, Shammai, and Ishbah, the father of Eshtemoa.
18His wifey Jehudijah had Jered, the father of Gedor, Heber, the father of Socho, and Jekuthiel, the father of Zanoah. These are the kids of Bithiah, Pharaoh's daughter, who Mered scooped up.
19His wife Hodiah, Naham's sis, had kids with Keilah the Garmite and Eshtemoa the Maachathite.
20Shimon's sons were Amnon, Rinnah, Ben-hanan, and Tilon. Ishi's sons were Zoheth and Ben-zoheth.
21Shelah's squad from Judah were Er, the dad of Lecah, and Laadah, the dad of Mareshah, and they were all about that fine linen vibe, straight up Ashbea's fam.
22Then there's Jokim and the crew from Chozeba, plus Joash and Saraph, who were running things in Moab, and Jashubi–lehem. Old school vibes, no cap.
23These peeps were the potters, chillin' with the plants and hedges: they were vibing with the king for his hustle.
24Simeon's fam included Nemuel, Jamin, Jarib, Zerah, and Shaul: all solid names, fr.
25Shallum his son, Mibsam his son, Mishma his son. Just keeping it in the fam, ya know?
26Mishma's kids were Hamuel his son, Zacchur his son, and Shimei his son. Rizz in the lineage.
27Shimei had a whole squad with sixteen sons and six daughters; but his bros weren’t popping off with kids like Judah's fam.
28They were posted up at Beer–sheba, Moladah, and Hazar–shual, just chilling.
29And at Bilhah, Ezem, and Tolad, keeping it lowkey.
30At Bethuel, Hormah, and Ziklag, just living their best lives.
31At Beth-marcaboth, Hazar-susim, Beth-birei, and Shaaraim. Those were their cities during David's reign, no cap.
32Their villages were lit: Etam, Ain, Rimmon, Tochen, and Ashan, five cities total.
33All their villages around those cities, up to Baal. This was their vibe and fam tree, fr.
34Meshobab, Jamlech, and Joshah, son of Amaziah, just chilling.
35Joel and Jehu, son of Josibiah, son of Seraiah, son of Asiel, rizz on deck.
36Elioenai, Jaakobah, Jeshohaiah, Asaiah, Adiel, Jesimiel, and Benaiah, all part of the crew.
37Ziza, son of Shiphi, son of Allon, son of Jedaiah, son of Shimri, son of Shemaiah; big fam vibes.
38These peeps were named and were goated leaders in their families, and their house was popping off.
39They rolled up to the entrance of Gedor, east side of the valley, looking for chill pasture for their flocks.
40They found some fat pasture, good vibes only, and the land was wide, quiet, and peaceable; Ham's crew had been there forever.
41So these peeps, like, showed up during King Hezekiah's reign, wrecked their tents, and totally obliterated everything there, still chilling in their spots 'cause the vibes for their flocks were on point.
42Some of the Simeon squad, like five hundred dudes, rolled out to mount Seir, led by Pelatiah, Neariah, Rephaiah, and Uzziel, the homies of Ishi.
43They took out the rest of the Amalekites who got away and are still posted there to this day.