Gen Z: 1 Chronicles 13
1So David hit up the squad leaders, like the captains and all that, to get the vibes check.
2David told everyone in Israel, "If this sounds good and it’s from the Lord, let’s slide into our homies' DMs everywhere left in the land, plus the priests and Levites in their cities, so they can join us."
3"Let’s bring back the ark of our God, 'cause we totally ignored it back in Saul’s days."
4The whole crew was like, "Bet, let’s do it!" 'Cause everyone thought it was a solid move.
5So David pulled all of Israel together, from Shihor in Egypt to Hemath, to bring the ark of God from Kirjath–jearim.
6David and all Israel rolled up to Baalah, that’s Kirjath–jearim, which was Judah’s spot, to grab the ark of the Lord that’s chillin' between the cherubims.
7They loaded the ark onto a fresh cart from Abinadab's crib, and Uzza and Ahio were driving it.
8David and all Israel were vibing hard, playing for God with all their energy, singing, and jamming on harps, psalteries, timbrels, cymbals, and trumpets.
9When they hit the threshing floor of Chidon, Uzza reached out to steady the ark 'cause the oxen tripped.
10The Lord was not having it and got mad at Uzza, so he struck him down, and Uzza was out before God.
11David was lowkey upset 'cause the Lord messed up Uzza, so that spot's been called Perez–uzza ever since.
12David was shook that day, thinking, "How am I gonna bring the ark of God home?"
13So David didn’t take the ark to his city, but instead dropped it off at Obed–edom’s place.
14The ark of God chilled with Obed–edom’s fam for three months, and the Lord blessed them and everything they had.